Tuesday, July 25, 2017

Danielle Is So FOIN!!

 
 

I Have Said It Many Times Before

"Gort loves the bitches and the bitches love Gort!
 
 

There Is Always A Cool Batgirl To Collect These Days

Another thing that proves we live in a Golden Age.
There was a time in my life when there were 0 Batgirl collectibles.
 







 

Monday, July 24, 2017

What A Rip-Off

I told you that Phelps wouldn't actually race a REAL shark that has been training for this race just like Phelps had been. After an hour of the show viewers were treated to him racing a CGI shark which is only based on an average of the top speed of a real great white be he so motivated to do so, but he WOULDN'T BE BECAUSE HE IS A FREAKING SHARK AND THEY DON'T RACE FOR SPORT OR MONEY. They only race for lunch but not a human lunch. For some reason most creatures do not enjoy the taste of us humans.

I hope Phelps got at least a silver medal with a shark on it for his efforts.

On Sunday, the age old question of who would win in a race between a Great White shark and a human was finally going to be answered thanks to the braveness of Olympic Gold medal winner Michael Phelps. Unfortunately, the question still remains unanswered as the Discovery Channel pulled a bait and switch by having Phelps race against a CGI version of a shark.


 

The Last Place I Ever Want To Be Marooned On

 
That is just bad Ju Ju.
 

The Spider Women Of Marvel Comics

Black Widow ( Jessica Drew ) | Silk ( Cindy Moon ) | Spider-Girl ( Mayday Parker ) | Spider-Woman ( Jessica Drew ) | Spinneret (Mary Jane Watson ) & Spiderling ( Annie May Parker ) | Spider-Woman ( Gwen Stacy ) | Spider-Girl ( Anya Corazon )








 

Monday Image Blizzard




 
Push pops. The worst ice cream. Bottom of the barrel. If they couldn't a dime for one they would feed them to the pigs. But we ate them. We had no shame. At lest this guy didn't. But damn he was a fine teacher. The kids knew that as long as they gave me no excuses and just tried to do all your work I would be happy. Surprisingly that worked. One goal. Do you work. You can't run from me and if you do your work there will be the added bonus of needed more attention. And that meant me being up their ass for assignments to the point where I was calling home and being a real nuisance until they go the message. They worked to make me go away. You can negotiate with teenagers. You just have to find their pressure point. In return they had tickets to the greatest show on earth. I never got accused to just phoning it in. Every class was a show. And that is me. At lunch before floor hockey. In my defense that was no doubt cookie batter that was just sticking to the bowl and I didn't want it to gum up pipes so I cleaned the parts that had cooking batter attached to them after it has run out of cookie dough. I needed the sugar. I didn't care. I washed the bowl afterwards. That is just common courtesy after hording the mixing bowl. Don't judge me. You don't know me.